[ 1 ]: [Accidental Audio]

[boomba]

[the comm clicks on to what sounds like some one trying to pick a lock. All voices are hushed.]

Can't you just wait until they're open again?

Heck no! I need food now!

[annoyed groan] If we just found a place to live you wouldn't be having this problem! Most of the inns here are more than happy to provide free food.

Too much work.

And this isn't?

[there's no answer from Sam as she's obviously still working. The lock clicks and the door opens.]

... jackpot. Mama likes.

Mursa thinks mama has some serious issues.

Shut up and get me a bag.

Comments

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

... Stealing food.

Your D-Reader has an unlimited supply of emergency rations and you're stealing food.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

'cause it's fun. Duh.

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

Umm... no. I'd have to say that stealing is NOT fun. Especially considering you're on the floating island completely controlled by military police with anti-human sentiment out the wazoo, if the mentioning of "Fridge Canon" is anything to go by.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Dude, the fridge cannon was awesome! It gave me turkey!

That hit you in the face and propelled you in to the wall.

I've had worse.

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

You don't understand the meaning of "military police in a place with anti-human sentiment", do you?

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Uh. No. 'mfrom Seattle. Worst thing there is the hobos.

1/2

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

... Okay, an American. Let's see if I can give a good example...

... Screw it, I'll ask Relena, one sec.

2/2 [some time later]

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

Okay. Think Nazi's that hate humans. Or more accurately, a dictator's 'kill people we don't like force'.

Re: 2/2 [some time later]

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

[has just been contently noming on her turkey]

'kay. Wut's that got to do with me?

[sigh] Samantha, people are trying to keep you out of trouble here...

But I'm not in trouble yet. Don't hear any sirens, do ya?

Re: 2/2 [some time later]

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

God, you're thick.

The Digimon in Tetha have a mass amount of anti-human and anti-digimon-partnered-with human sentiment. If anyone, by which I mean YOU, give them a reason to dislike you or any justification for getting rid of you, which stealing things is likely to be one of them, you can quite easily end up dead.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

... dead? Like... dead-dead?

Yes.

Oh...

Look. I think we wound up at one of the Inns. Any chance that might... spare her an unsavory fate?

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

Probably. The Inns don't like the Tetha's authority much. What with the last time they were all mass evicted on Ravemon's orders and everything.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

That's what I was hoping for. Samantha! Get up. We're leaving. If you're lucky we can apologize to the owners and maybe get you a place to stay.

Aw, but I don't like-

Too. Bad.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

*Yawn* So much noise this late...

You've just been sleeping too much.

Um so someone's raiding our fridge? That's a problem?

I woke you up so you could go introduce her to the Inn and stuff...she's a potential new tenet. You said you were gonna help with that stuff remember?

Ah...yep...

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

... yo?

Sorry about that... she wasn't exactly listening to me earlier.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

So...I'm Beastboy what's your name?

Don't worry about it, we get much worse then people sneaking snacks around here.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Sam. What kinda name is 'Beastboy'?

Sounds like it. Doesn't make it any less rude of her.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Superhero name, my real one is a secret identity!

Yeah because there are loads of green pointy eared kids running around.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Superhero... like a real superhero with powers and everything?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Hold on...

[A few minutes later a green dog and a plotmon come scrambling into the kitchen. The plotmon stops but the dog slides on the tile and smacks into the wall before changing back to Beastboy]

Yo.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

[Sam isn't exactly a screamer, but seeing that? The turkey hits the floor and she goes scrambling back with a shriek, stumbling and falling backwards in to the counter.]

... that could have been slightly more tactful.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

[Stands up and dusts himself off rubbing his head] Ah sorry about that, need to work on my breaks.

He's always like that

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

How is that a super power?! All you did was freak me out!

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

...

[Changes into a gorilla]

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

[yelp!]

Stop that!