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[the comm clicks on to what sounds like some one trying to pick a lock. All voices are hushed.]

Can't you just wait until they're open again?

Heck no! I need food now!

[annoyed groan] If we just found a place to live you wouldn't be having this problem! Most of the inns here are more than happy to provide free food.

Too much work.

And this isn't?

[there's no answer from Sam as she's obviously still working. The lock clicks and the door opens.]

... jackpot. Mama likes.

Mursa thinks mama has some serious issues.

Shut up and get me a bag.

Date: 2009-12-20 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shellofatime.livejournal.com
*shhhhhhh- clink, swiiiiiing, flip, heroic landing~*

Halt evil doers! The Totally Terrific Turtle Titan is here to bring you to justic!

*hops off of Mikey* Along with his sidekick, Tortie the Plotmon Wonder!

Date: 2009-12-20 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com
[yelps and turns around]

Oh boy... here we go...

... wh-... what the chiz are you supposed to be?!

Date: 2009-12-20 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shellofatime.livejournal.com
Oh, just the End to your little crime spree!

Give in before we have to get rough, thieves!

Date: 2009-12-20 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nojuice4kevin.livejournal.com
[totally sitting nearby, watching and eating popcorn]

Date: 2009-12-20 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com
... crime spree? Man, what're you on? I just wanted some food!

Some how this is her justification for breaking and entering.

Date: 2009-12-20 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badluckbabe.livejournal.com
Alright boys don't scare the waif it's not like we don't have enough food to share...I'd like to know how she got past the fridge canon though...

Date: 2009-12-20 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com
... fridge canon?

Who in the world would have a canon in their- SAM, DON'T OPEN THAT!

[BOOM! Sam screams.]

Sam?!

... nng. ... dude! Turkey!

... oy vey.

[btw she's calling from over the D-comm]

Date: 2009-12-20 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badluckbabe.livejournal.com
Riiight...

...well anyway you're in either the Hinata Inn or Silver Dragon kitchen newbie, just in case you're curious.

[figured as much]

Date: 2009-12-20 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com
I... don't think she's listening.

Re: [figured as much]

Date: 2009-12-20 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badluckbabe.livejournal.com
Ah well...enjoy the turkey~

Date: 2009-12-21 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shellofatime.livejournal.com
Did... did I just get upstaged by a fridge?

A canon IN a fridge, TT. Getting a midnight snack around here must take some real skill.

Or a high tolerance for getting turkeyed.

Date: 2009-12-21 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com
Mmmm turkey... [omnomn- ...] You're still here?

Date: 2009-12-21 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shellofatime.livejournal.com
Uh yeah. You broke into this place and are eating their food. That's just not right!

That's why we have to stop you!

Though this is usually the part where the hero and crook fight. Oooooor, a bigger threat jumps out, forcing the two to work together and teaching them an important life lesson.

Date: 2009-12-21 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com
Uhhh... I don't fight... whatever the chiz you're supposed to be.

Listen, guys. I'd normally be more than willing to have dear Samantha here learn an important lesson, but I don't think fighting a troubled teenage girl is the way to do it.

[muffled, mouth full] 'mnot troubled.

Yes. You are. Shush and eat your turkey.

[shrugs and goes back to noming]

She's new, for the record. I tried to tell her she could just as easily get a place to stay and food without stealing it, but she has a difficult time hearing what I say the first time around. I'm sure this could be solved amicably.

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Date: 2009-12-20 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com
... Stealing food.

Your D-Reader has an unlimited supply of emergency rations and you're stealing food.

Date: 2009-12-21 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com
Umm... no. I'd have to say that stealing is NOT fun. Especially considering you're on the floating island completely controlled by military police with anti-human sentiment out the wazoo, if the mentioning of "Fridge Canon" is anything to go by.

Date: 2009-12-21 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com
Dude, the fridge cannon was awesome! It gave me turkey!

That hit you in the face and propelled you in to the wall.

I've had worse.

Date: 2009-12-21 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com
You don't understand the meaning of "military police in a place with anti-human sentiment", do you?

Date: 2009-12-21 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com
Uh. No. 'mfrom Seattle. Worst thing there is the hobos.

1/2

Date: 2009-12-21 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com
... Okay, an American. Let's see if I can give a good example...

... Screw it, I'll ask Relena, one sec.

2/2 [some time later]

Date: 2009-12-21 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com
Okay. Think Nazi's that hate humans. Or more accurately, a dictator's 'kill people we don't like force'.

Re: 2/2 [some time later]

Date: 2009-12-21 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com
[has just been contently noming on her turkey]

'kay. Wut's that got to do with me?

[sigh] Samantha, people are trying to keep you out of trouble here...

But I'm not in trouble yet. Don't hear any sirens, do ya?

Re: 2/2 [some time later]

Date: 2009-12-21 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com
God, you're thick.

The Digimon in Tetha have a mass amount of anti-human and anti-digimon-partnered-with human sentiment. If anyone, by which I mean YOU, give them a reason to dislike you or any justification for getting rid of you, which stealing things is likely to be one of them, you can quite easily end up dead.

Date: 2009-12-21 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com
... dead? Like... dead-dead?

Yes.

Oh...

Look. I think we wound up at one of the Inns. Any chance that might... spare her an unsavory fate?

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