[ 1 ]: [Accidental Audio]

[boomba]

[the comm clicks on to what sounds like some one trying to pick a lock. All voices are hushed.]

Can't you just wait until they're open again?

Heck no! I need food now!

[annoyed groan] If we just found a place to live you wouldn't be having this problem! Most of the inns here are more than happy to provide free food.

Too much work.

And this isn't?

[there's no answer from Sam as she's obviously still working. The lock clicks and the door opens.]

... jackpot. Mama likes.

Mursa thinks mama has some serious issues.

Shut up and get me a bag.

Comments

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

Alright boys don't scare the waif it's not like we don't have enough food to share...I'd like to know how she got past the fridge canon though...

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

... fridge canon?

Who in the world would have a canon in their- SAM, DON'T OPEN THAT!

[BOOM! Sam screams.]

Sam?!

... nng. ... dude! Turkey!

... oy vey.

[btw she's calling from over the D-comm]

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

Riiight...

...well anyway you're in either the Hinata Inn or Silver Dragon kitchen newbie, just in case you're curious.

[figured as much]

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

I... don't think she's listening.

Re: [figured as much]

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

Ah well...enjoy the turkey~

[shellofatime.livejournal.com]

Did... did I just get upstaged by a fridge?

A canon IN a fridge, TT. Getting a midnight snack around here must take some real skill.

Or a high tolerance for getting turkeyed.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Mmmm turkey... [omnomn- ...] You're still here?

[shellofatime.livejournal.com]

Uh yeah. You broke into this place and are eating their food. That's just not right!

That's why we have to stop you!

Though this is usually the part where the hero and crook fight. Oooooor, a bigger threat jumps out, forcing the two to work together and teaching them an important life lesson.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Uhhh... I don't fight... whatever the chiz you're supposed to be.

Listen, guys. I'd normally be more than willing to have dear Samantha here learn an important lesson, but I don't think fighting a troubled teenage girl is the way to do it.

[muffled, mouth full] 'mnot troubled.

Yes. You are. Shush and eat your turkey.

[shrugs and goes back to noming]

She's new, for the record. I tried to tell her she could just as easily get a place to stay and food without stealing it, but she has a difficult time hearing what I say the first time around. I'm sure this could be solved amicably.

[shellofatime.livejournal.com]

Amicably? Oh I love to solve things amicably! Wouldn't be very heroic to start a fight when you can work it out, am I right? But, uh, I've only seen a head thicker then her's on one other person. And his head is reeeeally thick.

So how do we get through to her?

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

I suppose there's always the option of just... dragging her out of here.

[shellofatime.livejournal.com]

*sighs and moves to pick Sam up* She wouldn't happen to have a place I can drop her off at, would she?

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Hey hey, back off twinkle toes!

Samantha.

... Yes ma'am.

No. She's new here.

[shellofatime.livejournal.com]

Then where am I suppose to take-

I hear someone coming, TT. And they might not take our having a conversation in their kitchen very well.

Ah, will you look at the time. *ninjassuper heros away*