[ 1 ]: [Accidental Audio]

[boomba]

[the comm clicks on to what sounds like some one trying to pick a lock. All voices are hushed.]

Can't you just wait until they're open again?

Heck no! I need food now!

[annoyed groan] If we just found a place to live you wouldn't be having this problem! Most of the inns here are more than happy to provide free food.

Too much work.

And this isn't?

[there's no answer from Sam as she's obviously still working. The lock clicks and the door opens.]

... jackpot. Mama likes.

Mursa thinks mama has some serious issues.

Shut up and get me a bag.

Comments

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Dude, the fridge cannon was awesome! It gave me turkey!

That hit you in the face and propelled you in to the wall.

I've had worse.

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

You don't understand the meaning of "military police in a place with anti-human sentiment", do you?

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Uh. No. 'mfrom Seattle. Worst thing there is the hobos.

1/2

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

... Okay, an American. Let's see if I can give a good example...

... Screw it, I'll ask Relena, one sec.

2/2 [some time later]

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

Okay. Think Nazi's that hate humans. Or more accurately, a dictator's 'kill people we don't like force'.

Re: 2/2 [some time later]

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

[has just been contently noming on her turkey]

'kay. Wut's that got to do with me?

[sigh] Samantha, people are trying to keep you out of trouble here...

But I'm not in trouble yet. Don't hear any sirens, do ya?

Re: 2/2 [some time later]

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

God, you're thick.

The Digimon in Tetha have a mass amount of anti-human and anti-digimon-partnered-with human sentiment. If anyone, by which I mean YOU, give them a reason to dislike you or any justification for getting rid of you, which stealing things is likely to be one of them, you can quite easily end up dead.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

... dead? Like... dead-dead?

Yes.

Oh...

Look. I think we wound up at one of the Inns. Any chance that might... spare her an unsavory fate?

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

Probably. The Inns don't like the Tetha's authority much. What with the last time they were all mass evicted on Ravemon's orders and everything.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

That's what I was hoping for. Samantha! Get up. We're leaving. If you're lucky we can apologize to the owners and maybe get you a place to stay.

Aw, but I don't like-

Too. Bad.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

*Yawn* So much noise this late...

You've just been sleeping too much.

Um so someone's raiding our fridge? That's a problem?

I woke you up so you could go introduce her to the Inn and stuff...she's a potential new tenet. You said you were gonna help with that stuff remember?

Ah...yep...

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

... yo?

Sorry about that... she wasn't exactly listening to me earlier.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

So...I'm Beastboy what's your name?

Don't worry about it, we get much worse then people sneaking snacks around here.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Sam. What kinda name is 'Beastboy'?

Sounds like it. Doesn't make it any less rude of her.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Superhero name, my real one is a secret identity!

Yeah because there are loads of green pointy eared kids running around.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Superhero... like a real superhero with powers and everything?

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

Hold on...

[A few minutes later a green dog and a plotmon come scrambling into the kitchen. The plotmon stops but the dog slides on the tile and smacks into the wall before changing back to Beastboy]

Yo.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

[Sam isn't exactly a screamer, but seeing that? The turkey hits the floor and she goes scrambling back with a shriek, stumbling and falling backwards in to the counter.]

... that could have been slightly more tactful.

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

[Stands up and dusts himself off rubbing his head] Ah sorry about that, need to work on my breaks.

He's always like that

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

How is that a super power?! All you did was freak me out!

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

...

[Changes into a gorilla]

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

[yelp!]

Stop that!

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

[Still a gorilla]

Aw come on, shapeshifting is cool. Way better then some superpowers.

This is actually kind of funny.

[dontspeakofit.livejournal.com]

Man, I'm not used to this sorta thing!

You're going to have to get used to it, Samantha.

Why?!

Because it's normal around here.

...

[changelingdude.livejournal.com]

There's alot worse then me around here.

[changes back]

Talking animals, little anime monsters, super heroes and super villains, but you get used to it.

Yeah and just when you think you've got it figured out you suddenly get turned into a rabbit or your gender randomly switches.