boomba: (don't tick me off)
Sam Puckett ([personal profile] boomba) wrote2009-12-19 10:28 pm

[ 1 ]: [Accidental Audio]

[the comm clicks on to what sounds like some one trying to pick a lock. All voices are hushed.]

Can't you just wait until they're open again?

Heck no! I need food now!

[annoyed groan] If we just found a place to live you wouldn't be having this problem! Most of the inns here are more than happy to provide free food.

Too much work.

And this isn't?

[there's no answer from Sam as she's obviously still working. The lock clicks and the door opens.]

... jackpot. Mama likes.

Mursa thinks mama has some serious issues.

Shut up and get me a bag.

[identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhh... I don't fight... whatever the chiz you're supposed to be.

Listen, guys. I'd normally be more than willing to have dear Samantha here learn an important lesson, but I don't think fighting a troubled teenage girl is the way to do it.

[muffled, mouth full] 'mnot troubled.

Yes. You are. Shush and eat your turkey.

[shrugs and goes back to noming]

She's new, for the record. I tried to tell her she could just as easily get a place to stay and food without stealing it, but she has a difficult time hearing what I say the first time around. I'm sure this could be solved amicably.

[identity profile] shellofatime.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Amicably? Oh I love to solve things amicably! Wouldn't be very heroic to start a fight when you can work it out, am I right? But, uh, I've only seen a head thicker then her's on one other person. And his head is reeeeally thick.

So how do we get through to her?

[identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose there's always the option of just... dragging her out of here.

[identity profile] shellofatime.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
*sighs and moves to pick Sam up* She wouldn't happen to have a place I can drop her off at, would she?

[identity profile] dontspeakofit.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hey hey, back off twinkle toes!

Samantha.

... Yes ma'am.

No. She's new here.

[identity profile] shellofatime.livejournal.com 2009-12-22 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Then where am I suppose to take-

I hear someone coming, TT. And they might not take our having a conversation in their kitchen very well.

Ah, will you look at the time. *ninjassuper heros away*